New deceptions every day
Tell us we shall have to pay
Billions if we do not stay
In the wretched European Union.
These liars, tell us, who are they?
Cameron, Osborne, Theresa May
Apparatchiks in the pay
Of the wretched European Union.
They warn us: “Brits, be very afraid
Because we will lose all our trade
If our exit e’re is made”
From the wretched European Union.
These traitors, they begin to bore
And even threaten “There’ll be war!”
If we ever shut the door
On the wretched European Union.
We’ll lose security as well;
Britain to become a bombed-out hell
If we ever dare to yell,
“Stuff the wretched European Union!”
“Cultural life will wither away” –
(Pampered luvvies come to say)
Unless we vote that we will stay
In the wretched European Union.
Obama spouts his usual goo:
“Departure you will come to rue
When you’re at the back of the queue”
Outside the wretched European Union.
All these threats are a pack of lies
Like Pinnochio’s nose in size
And told by those conniving guys
Who love the wretched European Union.
None of this you should believe
From those who practise to deceive
Raise the flag and vote to leave
The wretched European Union.
Once out we’ll trade with every nation
End uncontrolled immigration,
All that taxation and regulation
By the wretched European Union
Brits, cast off the superstate
Eurocrats have no mandate
If we remain we shall stagnate
Leave the wretched European Union!”
Rev Dr. Peter Mullen
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